Sooo, where have I been? well, first my whole house's power went off (my parents don't believe in paying bills), then the internet went out for about two months (billsbillsbills), then I went to COLLEGE! Yay?
The first week I was freaking out, because I didn't know a thing about anything, and I suck copping with change! But I'm getting used to it. It's all becoming very routine...boring.

Did I mention I'm a Mac D-Bag now? Yeah, I just got a Mac laptop. It's pretty cool, actually. I've never had my own computer.

I was going to post a bunch of stuff, but most of the junk I drew was on my old computer, which my Mom had cleaned out, as soon as I left. (thanks, ma) I hope some of that crap is still on there, when I go home...

Well, that's it, nothing special going on here.

I was on Wikipedia and ran across this --> [link] Perfect for April Fool's day, no?


Honestly, I've just been lurking around here lately. Sorry, I've just been busy with school stuff and preparing crap for this Ap art Portfolio. Which is due in May D:, and (let's face it) I'm a total slacker. So yeah, that's what's up.

Back from D.C., and guess who I saw from 6 feet away in his limo?
Jeez, you won't believe all the street venders and crap with his face in it. I mean sure he's the first black president and waaaaaaay more qualified than Bush, but come on, Obama condoms?
Anyways D.C. was fun, if a little over crowded.
I might post some crap later on.


Stolen from ~andy-pants
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (or more, if you feel like it)

1) Your name?
Brittany
1. A girl that commonly gets mistaken for a slut or being easy, but often is a smart and beautiful person. She knows what she is talking about and can be very wise.
3. Females whose parents thought the name was beautiful. Mostly over used in the 13-27 year old age bracket. Often mistaken as a slut most brittany's dispise the name for the confusion that they are whores

2) Your age?
17

1. The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

2. When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.

3) A friend?
Petra
1. A godess like women with a porn star body.
"Damn, Petra is one hot bitch"

Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty. :cool:

Smarika
"No definition"

4)What should you be doing?
Homework

1. Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)


5)Favorite color?
Purple

1. Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.


6) Birthplace?
Lexington

1. One of the greatest party towns in the nation. Home to some of the hottest college girls (most in a sorority) found anywhere, the University of Kentucky is one of the best in the nation, from my experience.

Lexington is home to some awesome places to hang out, ranging from Tolly Ho (best food in town) to clubs like Avio and The Dame, which have live music. I live just off campus, and attend UK. There is always something to do, especially on campus.

While Kentucky as a whole is considered the capitol of hillbillies, this references a 1800's-1900's stereotype that devolved to myth (except for supremely rural towns) in the early 60's at latest.

7) Month of your birth?
May

1.cool; sexy; hot
2. may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

8) Last person you talked to?
Bria

1. a smart, short,beautiful,fine as hell, girl who would make the best girlfriend ever.she is a girl who boyr adore and evryone has had a crush on her at one point in time. she follows her one rules and isnt afraid to say whats on her mind.
(short? Not this Bria)


9)Your nickname?
Britt

1. The above definition is untrue. Britt is a beautiful girl.
2.Contraction of "Be Right"....used for a girl who is super cute and smart; not bigheaded but straight up sweetie.

This is a filler Journal. I was sick of looking at the last one.

Other than that, I'll be in Washington D.C. for the next week, at the Presidential inauguration. It should be fun, plus I'll be riding on a plane for the first time in ten years.


....hmm, I've been very apathetic as of late. Don't know way.



Coolest people I know (IRL):

Hmm, uhhh...Okay, I just thought I'd do a journal 'cause I was sick of looking at the last one.
So yeah, English portfolios are a real pain in the butt. I need to write 3 papers and revise about 4 before Christmas break. And honestly Senoritas just hit my like a sock full of rocks. God, why did I take AP English? (stupid)
Other than that's life is going swimmingly.

6 Days of X-mas requests!
Yep, I thought I'd do something nice this year. It'll also be good for this art block. I'm going to do 6 as sort of a Christmas present for my friends and watchers. Why 6? Because I have aforementioned papers to do, and time is not on my side. I might add more if I'm feeling extra nice.
(please, nothing sexual. Blood and gore is cool, though)
So, come on!



Coolest people I know (IRL):